Friday, July 08, 2005

Post-Modernism

Various convention defying sentences produced by my students and the convention which they defy.

I am going to yesterday. (linear time)

I am the appointment. (essence)

Then I ga probles for rething. Mi's trweig bicos I nidy for wook. (spelling rules)

Translation:
(Then I got problems for writing. I'm trying because I need it for work.)

1 comments:

'Thought & Humor' said...

.
Seen in a cafeteria :

Shoes are required to eat
in the cafeteria. Socks can
eat any place they want.



A shrimp sole my girl; I lobster
and haven't flounder!



A note left for a pianist from
his wife: Gone Chopin, have
Liszt, Bach in a Minuet.